lordofthemerkins submitted: 

Risin’ up, back on the trees,

Blogged some posts, got followers

Made pie cry,

Now I’m back on my paws,

Just a sloth and it’s will to siesta

So many times, I slept through the day

Trade your leaves for some coffee

don’t lose your grip on the mighty mustache

You must fight just to get to the pie

[Chorus]

It’s the eye of Slothra

It’s the thrill of the art

Waiting ‘til stranger leaves

So I can shower

And the last known survivor

To the Slothpocalypse

And she’s owning us all with the

Eye of the Slothra

Face to face, out in the flat

Hangin’ tough, being pushy

I ship Destiel, she claims while flailing,

Converts you to Supernatural

[Chorus]

Rising up, straight from perdition,

Troll Tumblr with my fishie,

Paint the fanart

Then get all the glory,

just slothra and her will to prevail

[Chorus]

The eye of the Slothra

The eye of the Slothra

The eye of the Slothra

The eye of the Slothra

SOMEONE HOLD ME

I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS

I AM SOBBING